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Groans, grill smoke, and “hold my beer.”

26 phrases · Starting at $32

Hold my beer, watch this

"Hold my beer, watch this"

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I told you so. I always tell you so.

"I told you so. I always tell you so."

Because I said so, that's why

"Because I said so, that's why"

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This is how I learned it, and I turned out fine

"This is how I learned it, and I turned out fine"

I wasn't born a dad. I was made one by you.

"I wasn't born a dad. I was made one by you."

You break it, you buy it

"You break it, you buy it"

Are you done yet?

"Are you done yet?"

I'm going to need you to come outside

"I'm going to need you to come outside"

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We don't do that here

"We don't do that here"

Wrong answer. Try again.

"Wrong answer. Try again."

Back in my day we walked five miles to school

"Back in my day we walked five miles to school"

That's not a hole, that's a cave

"That's not a hole, that's a cave"

I smell like gas and poor decisions

"I smell like gas and poor decisions"

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Grill is hot, beers are cold, problems are solved

"Grill is hot, beers are cold, problems are solved"

BBQ is the answer. What was the question?

"BBQ is the answer. What was the question?"

I put the 'dad' in Dad-bod

"I put the 'dad' in Dad-bod"

The more you know, the more you owe me

"The more you know, the more you owe me"

You got this. Probably.

"You got this. Probably."

I love you more than the grill

"I love you more than the grill"

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Not in my house

"Not in my house"

Figure it out, champ

"Figure it out, champ"

You think you're funny? You're not.

"You think you're funny? You're not."

I invented this game

"I invented this game"

My dad said this shirt, and now I say it

"My dad said this shirt, and now I say it"

You earned this one

"You earned this one"

Dad said give this guy a high five

"Dad said give this guy a high five"