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One tee from each voice — Momma, Grandma, Dad, and Southern Momma. The whole family, on one porch.
Momma
Grandma
Dad
Southern
Step 1 of 5
The classics. The phrases she didn't know were poetry.
"Because I Said So"
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"Don't Start Nothing Won't Be Nothing"
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"You Don't Want to See Me Without My Coffee"
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"I Love You More Than Coffee"
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"Momma's Gotta Do What Momma's Gotta Do"
"I'm Not a Regular Mom I'm a Cool Mom"
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"Mom Said No"
"Momma Said I'm the Prettiest"
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"Momma Said Because I Said So"
"I Haven't Had My Coffee Yet"
"That's Not a Hug That's an Ambush"
"You Can't Make Me Do Anything"
"If You Can't Say Something Nice Come Sit By Me"
"I Didn't Give You Permission to Have an Attitude"
"Don't Make Me Count to Three"
"We Are Not Doing This Today"
"Because I'm Your Mother That's Why"
"Did You Just Talk Back to Me"
"I Don't Ask Questions I Make Decisions"
"Momma Said Stand Up Straight"
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Front porch wisdom and church-pew sass.
"Grandma's Love Language Is Sarcasm"
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"Blessed and Stressed"
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"Grandma's Gotta Do What Grandma's Gotta Do"
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"Front Porch Wisdom"
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"Church Pew Sass"
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"I Love You More Than Words"
"Grandma Said Sit Down and Rest Your Feet"
"Grandma Said I Used to Look Just Like You"
"Grandma Said Hush Your Mouth Is Showing"
"Grandma Said Patience Is a Virtue"
"Grandma Said the Best Is Yet to Come"
"Grandma Said Blood Is Thicker Than Water"
"Grandma Said Be Careful You Hear"
"I Remember When You Were This Big"
"Grandma Said Everyone Needs a Soft Place to Land"
"Grandma Said Don't Count Your Blessings Before They're Grown"
"I Can't Hear You I'm Old"
"Grandma Said When You Get Old You Get to Say Whatever You Want"
"You Look Just Like Your Mother (I Have Pictures)"
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Groans, grill smoke, and "hold my beer."
"Hold My Beer Watch This"
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"I Love You More Than the Grill"
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"Figure It Out Champ"
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"I Smell Like Gas and Poor Decisions"
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"BBQ Is the Answer What Was the Question"
"Dad Strength"
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"I Put the 'Dad' in Dad-bod"
"Grill Is Hot Beers Are Cold Problems Are Solved"
"I'm Going to Need You to Come Outside"
"Wrong Answer Try Again"
"You Got This Probably"
"Because I Said So That's Why"
"I Don't Need Directions I Have GPS"
"I've Done Harder Things Before Breakfast"
"Ask Me Again I Dare You"
"I'm Not Lost I Just Know Where I'm Not"
"Ask Your Mother She Knows Everything"
"That's My Kid And I Know It"
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Bless your heart — and everything that comes after.
"Bless Your Heart"
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"Oh Honey No"
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"Sweet Tea Fixes Most Things"
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"Y'all Means All"
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"Close the Door We're Not Heating the Neighborhood"
"Honey I Have Opinions"
"I'm Fixin' to Pray for You"
"Well Bless Your Heart"
"Front Porch Sitting Hours"
"Let Me Speak to the Manager"
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"Good Lord Willing and the Creek Don't Rise"
"You Smell Like a Fireplace and Heaven"
"Well Isn't That Special"
"Bless Your Heart You Tried"
"My Kitchen My Rules My Food"
"I'm Not Bossy I Just Have Leadership Skills"
"Sugar You Can't Fix Ugly but You Can Pretty It Up"
"My Grandma Made This Shirt Famous"
Step 5 of 5
Four tees shipped together in one box. Ships in 4–7 business days via Printful.
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