One tee from each voice — Momma, Grandma, Dad, and Southern Momma. The whole family, on one porch.
Momma
Grandma
Dad
Southern
Step 1 of 5
The classics. The phrases she didn't know were poetry.
"Momma said I was her favorite"
Fan fave
"Momma said I'm one of a kind"
"Momma said she'd do it all again"
"Momma said the baby is always the baby"
"Momma said you were worth every sleepless night"
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"Momma told me you ain't nobody"
"Momma said don't start nothin' won't be nothin'"
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"Momma said pretty hurts"
"Momma said keep my name out your mouth"
"Momma said fix your face"
"Momma said if you can't say something nice…"
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"Momma said money doesn't grow on trees"
"Momma said this too shall pass"
"Momma said treat people how you want to be treated"
"Momma said hard work never goes to waste"
"Momma said bless your heart"
Fan fave
"Momma said y'all means all"
"Momma said sweet tea fixes most things"
"Momma said if you're hungry you can find food in this kitchen"
"Momma said sit down and eat before it gets cold"
"Momma said I'll give you something to cry about"
"Momma said because I said so"
Fan fave
"Momma said life ain't fair"
"Momma said you better figure it out"
"Momma said I'm not your maid"
"Momma said Christmas is for family"
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"Momma said come home for the holidays"
"Momma said the best gift is your time"
"Momma said birthdays are worth celebrating"
"Momma said love out loud"
Step 2 of 5
Front porch wisdom and church-pew sass.
"Momma said if you can't say something nice…"
"Momma said money doesn't grow on trees"
"Momma said this too shall pass"
"Momma said treat people how you want to be treated"
"Momma said hard work never goes to waste"
Step 3 of 5
Groans, grill smoke, and "hold my beer."
"Hold my beer, watch this"
Fan fave
"I told you so. I always tell you so."
"Because I said so, that's why"
Fan fave
"This is how I learned it, and I turned out fine"
"I wasn't born a dad. I was made one by you."
"You break it, you buy it"
"Are you done yet?"
"I'm going to need you to come outside"
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"We don't do that here"
"Wrong answer. Try again."
"Back in my day we walked five miles to school"
"That's not a hole, that's a cave"
"I smell like gas and poor decisions"
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"Grill is hot, beers are cold, problems are solved"
"BBQ is the answer. What was the question?"
"I put the 'dad' in Dad-bod"
"The more you know, the more you owe me"
"You got this. Probably."
"I love you more than the grill"
Fan fave
"Not in my house"
"Figure it out, champ"
"You think you're funny? You're not."
"I invented this game"
"My dad said this shirt, and now I say it"
"You earned this one"
"Dad said give this guy a high five"
Step 4 of 5
Bless your heart — and everything that comes after.
"Bless your little heart"
Fan fave
"If you can't say something nice, come sit by me"
"Well, bless your heart"
"Y'all come back now, ya hear?"
Fan fave
"Hush your mouth and sit down"
"I didn't raise you like this"
"Sweet tea in one hand, Jesus in the other"
"That ain't right, but I love you anyway"
"I'm fixin' to pray for you"
"Honey, I have opinions"
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"Oh honey, no"
"Somebody's been raised right"
"The Lord works in mysterious ways"
"I'll be praying on that"
"That's just how the good Lord made me"
"Front porch sitting hours"
"My prayer list is longer than your resume"
"Amen to that, sister"
"Good Lord willing and the creek don't rise"
Fan fave
"Let me speak to the manager"
"I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route"
"You smell like a fireplace and heaven"
"Bless your heart, you tried"
"That's not a hug, that's an ambush"
"My casserole made the church lady cry"
"I have been through the furnace"
"The sweetest tea you ever tasted"
"Nailed it, praise the Lord"
Step 5 of 5
Four tees shipped together in one box. Ships in 4–7 business days via Printful.
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