Mom + Dad
Matched Pair

"Momma said I'm one of a kind"

"Momma said she'd do it all again"

"Momma said the baby is always the baby"

"Momma told me you ain't nobody"

"Momma said pretty hurts"

"Momma said keep my name out your mouth"

"Momma said fix your face"

"Momma said money doesn't grow on trees"

"Momma said this too shall pass"

"Momma said treat people how you want to be treated"

"Momma said hard work never goes to waste"

"Momma said y'all means all"

"Momma said sweet tea fixes most things"

"Momma said if you're hungry you can find food in this kitchen"

"Momma said sit down and eat before it gets cold"

"Momma said I'll give you something to cry about"

"Momma said life ain't fair"

"Momma said you better figure it out"

"Momma said I'm not your maid"

"Momma said come home for the holidays"

"Momma said the best gift is your time"

"Momma said birthdays are worth celebrating"

"Momma said love out loud"

"I told you so. I always tell you so."

"This is how I learned it, and I turned out fine"

"I wasn't born a dad. I was made one by you."

"You break it, you buy it"

"Are you done yet?"

"We don't do that here"

"Wrong answer. Try again."

"Back in my day we walked five miles to school"

"That's not a hole, that's a cave"

"Grill is hot, beers are cold, problems are solved"

"BBQ is the answer. What was the question?"

"I put the 'dad' in Dad-bod"

"The more you know, the more you owe me"

"You got this. Probably."

"Not in my house"

"Figure it out, champ"

"You think you're funny? You're not."

"I invented this game"

"My dad said this shirt, and now I say it"

"You earned this one"

"Dad said give this guy a high five"